dogs deserve to live forever
And humans don’t?
I hate when a person says they’ve had a bad day and everyone, instead of trying to cheer them up, enters a competition of who’s had the shittest life
petition for jennifer lawrence and emma stone to co-star in a movie as lesbian zombie hunters
i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time
phhh and people say south park doesnt teach anything
This is, in fact, the most important post on the internet.
Every male should be required to read this.
Every person on earth should read this.